Star Trek: Insurrection Resurrection Drinking Game

In honor of the new Star Trek movie, JA and I have developed a drinking game.

Take a drink each scene where

• Kirk gets a girl or catches a right hook
  
• McCoy performs a miraculous medical procedure
  
• Spock's humanity gets the best of him
  
• Scotty pulls off a miraculous technological feat
  
• Uhura hooks up with another Enterprise crew member
  
• Sulu shows off his sword fightin' skills
  
• Chekhov isn't needed
  
• "Captain's log" is said
• An alien language is spoken
• There is a box / door that no one can open
  
• The weapons, shields, transporter, or communications are rendered inoperative
  
• A captain declares a Red alert
  

Bonus

• Raise your glass, salute, and drink the first time Kirk takes the captain's chair
  

Things that didn't make the cut

• Kirk gets a clipboard
• McCoy says "He's dead Jim" or "I'm a doctor, not an X"
• Spock raises an eyebrow; says logic, illogical, or fascinating; has a mind meld; or does a neck pinch
• Uhura opens a channel or sings
• Sulu sets course
• Chekhov gives a Russian history lesson
• Any two Enterprise crew members hook up
• A red shirt gets killed